Try clicking stuff, some of it plays wife-related sounds :)
A deep red blood splatter on the purest patch of snow but as a person
Father Of The House
Haver of White Hair
Wearer of Suits
Doer of Evil
Everything that has ever mattered
Golly Gosh Oh Wow, My Heavens, I'm Blushing <3
Distance from Wife: 10000 metres
Don't Click Me.